The Grand Duchy of Astograth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duke Gaxan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 28.806 billion Astograthians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rumiatzi. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Astograthian economy, worth a remarkable 4,488 trillion Dirus a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,819 Dirus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the Astograthian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astograth's national animal is the Lehoi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Astograthiko Echebakarra.

Astograth is ranked 208,772^nd in the world and 84^th in Rushmore for Safest, scoring 37.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.