The Holy Kingdom of Autius is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by David Perratos with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.719 billion Autiusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eretria. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Autiusian economy, worth 596 trillion Dólars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,250 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, Air Autius is rumored to receive more government funding than the Autiusian Air Force, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autius's national animal is the Autiusian Mountain Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Autius is ranked 244,787^th in the world and 59^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.