The Colony of Average islands is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and digital currency. The hard-nosed, devout population of 380 million Average islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The Average islandsian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Weird gray oozes a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,972 Weird gray oozes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Average islands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Average islands's national animal is the Blob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Average islands is ranked 216,598^th in the world and 1^st in Raid me for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,812.4 Standard Monetary Units.