The Empire of Badger Wind is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Creator Destroyer with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.311 billion Badgers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of When Pigs Fly. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,510 trillion nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 257,217 nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, bins outnumber trees in city parks, Badgers have more rights than the average citizen, and Creator Destroyer reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badger Wind's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Badger Wind is ranked 481^st in the world and 14^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 199.67 law-abiding acts per hour.