The State of Bainsbridge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.333 billion Bainsbridgeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The very strong Bainsbridgean economy, worth 838 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 27,637 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, the government is avowedly atheist, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Bainsbridge has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bainsbridge's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bainsbridge is ranked 267,758^th in the world and 8^th in Saint Lucia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.