The State of Baixada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.989 billion Paraguayans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Baixadan economy, worth 967 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,524 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,644 per year while the poor average 12,947, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Baixada has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Baixada in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Baixada's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Baixada is ranked 14,774^th in the world and 1^st in Connaught for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,597.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.