The Kingdom of Banzorland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SCarverOrne with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.807 billion Banzorlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celephaïs. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Banzorlandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,627 trillion Schmeckles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,882 Schmeckles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banzorland's national animal is the Gjenganger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Auðrism.

Banzorland is ranked 8,990^th in the world and 1^st in Migakuntreid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,698.03 pounds of wildlife per square mile.