The Pretitle of Progressitalia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Reddy Toosevelt with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.427 billion Progressitalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigantropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Progressitalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Bullies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,810 Bullies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job, and celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressitalia's national animal is the fennec fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Progressitalia is ranked 31,264^th in the world and 768^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 37.61 flags saluted per person per day.