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The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo

“Prevail through Food, Wisdom and Liberty”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Malta Comino Gozo

Population16.284 billion

CapitalValletta
LeaderRobert Abela
FaithChristianity

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalSloth Bear

The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.284 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,196 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,701 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", Robert Abela's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 101,564th in the world and 2,089th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,755.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 154thMost Influential: 597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 814thNicest Citizens: 818thMost Compassionate Citizens: 870thMost Pacifist: 1,025thMost Efficient Economies: 1,036thBest Weather: 1,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,129thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,237thMost Developed: 1,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,417thHighest Food Quality: 1,497thMost Cultured: 1,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,511thLargest Governments: 1,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,016thMost Inclusive: 2,038thHealthiest Citizens: 2,096thLowest Crime Rates: 2,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,559thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,630thSafest: 2,752ndMost Devout: 2,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,856thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,040thSmartest Citizens: 3,298thRudest Citizens: 3,444thHighest Economic Output: 4,491stHighest Average Incomes: 4,942ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,542ndMost Stationary: 7,218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,792ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,374thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 23,292ndLargest Populations: 23,464th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionMost Stationary: 144th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 195th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 296th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionLargest Populations: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 399th in the regionMost Politically Free: 455th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 511th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 527th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 369 » Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, Xentherida, Unsophisticate, Karazan, Felpolandia, Chukstik Illahi, Wineclaw, Siwale, Kundam, Corfad, Elevation, Necromonia, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Dicko, Cloydicia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Panama Coalition, Gmt2001, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Balzaria, Yukti, Prydania, Ilisseia, Maott, The Iron Lions, David Davidson, Pasargad, Azzarel, Kyoki Chudoku, Shibutani, Pradovnia, Wilkshire, Vincone Cae, Soviet Terran, United States of Medford, Pleroma Sans Romans, Phoronu, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Former English Colony, Old Emporia, Empy, Zeternia, Ethnon, and 319 others.Nexia, New Trisone, The Rhein States, Acrabinnia, AGoodPlace, Ninjak30, Cinnibar, Radicaster, Gurou, Vexilia, British Bayonet, The Austro Germanic Union, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ham Federation, Fengate, Solmetria, Aeolist, Trillius, Loutsland, Seenvorland, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Zyvetskistaahn, Nationeer, Quentiam Viventem, Eraver, Singamadri, Vesuva, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Zecit, Khoik, West Hamburg, Antiyard, VictorH, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Sikol, Aeurithianar, Simone Republic, Loptous, Animu Place, Drentusa, Rainengrad, Feelonia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, South Baba, Joevala, Fran Advar, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Dacian Freelands, A Salmon Named Harold, Gendirt, Inspiratus, Confederacy of North America, Katuda, Atrito, Progressitalia, Perikuresu, Neopie, Andanavia, Havonosa, Alcavia, Batatoland Empire, Nordliches Stadt, Le Free Republic, Capitista, Eggplant Island, Laxoimia, AmManies, Alezian Union, Alzaran, Oannia, Ennomeria, Tehmistan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Adab, New Terra-Nullius, The Jerichowan Country, Laurendon, Menouria, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Free State Of Wrangler Island, 2 and 2 is Fish, KAP03land, The Unicrons, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Kitabo, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Westerhold, Bagojo, Randoes, Fratanica, GPT-3, Varisland, Filibustra, Arjuna, Omicron Persei V111, Amdupe, The Zheng Dynasty, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Chipoli, Etanur, TyGerria, Austro-Bavarian States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Mesvice, Intion North, Tenana, Salish-Cascadia, New-Ferytland, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Wolffoxia, Viceroy Vincent, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, The Soviet States of Europe, Vlenkenov, Arucaria, Laforeia, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Greater Portugaliza, New Selkirk, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Iespao, Aurasreich, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, The Teddy, Marlducro, Saugeen Shores, Catalis, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Love Shack, Vilaforta, Kazorton, South Parter, Viridiann, Deliber, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, Bjorkikistan, New Atlantico, Frieszia, TamilPesum, Crystal Creation, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Teriol, New Cordyceps, Furballland, Buluma, Kingdom of Time, Florevana, Dakota Territories, Calahy, Yokciq Empire, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alire, Oskland, Bedsonya, Ayuzhhhhh, Alogiada, Bodhisva, Coders, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Caecar, Crilland, XST, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Republiqueducroissant, Sagevick, Saint-Dauphin, Tugupaw, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, United free lands, Galbadiana, DarkMondoria, Qep, Neptunian Military Administration, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, The Confederate States of America, The Union of The People of Britannia, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Minilands, Zelenaya Dolina, Valiacorkit, Bardopia, Darbland, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Miletic, Eurocom, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Northumberlandia, Dodos Revenge, Small Venezia, Hyphen, Mortionia, Boltannia, Mystiquelle, Lezaseia, Negarden, Western Justice, Armonker, Latin Crimea, Sunnaria, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, United Orange Valley States, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Ateala, Luminerra, Germanic Cat, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Barxa, Kobalera, Halsoni, Kainin, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Fragrancia, Sokoviii, CzechoSaxony, Pribaltic Union, Ziprotscria, Periklia, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Rezonovia, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Sapien-Zustand, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, Crownz Capital, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Tony Paporordia, Yaorozu, Burback, Suvarnavarta, Jasmine Dragon, Dillimore, Machalas, La Baja California, TomHollandstans, Gallicelestia, Davidianian, Kinqueven, Zyropia, IC-Water, PwRepublic, Northern Zorbrasnka, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Free Bozia, Union of British and Irish Republics, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, and Stal Valley.

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