The Free Land of Bayevilless is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Franco Pinochet-Mussolini with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.261 billion Bayevillessians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayevillessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,064 trillion Worthlesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 330,901 Worthlesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,365 per year while the poor average 3,347, a ratio of 917 to 1.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Bayevilless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bayevilless's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Bayevilless is ranked 307,432^nd in the world and 11,648^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 40.35 on the Human Development Index.