The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.133 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 5,926 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,874 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bears Armed Mission's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 184,740^th in the world and 40^th in International Democratic Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.37 kickbacks per hour.