The Region of Beauce is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.636 billion Beaucerons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beauceville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Beauceron economy, worth 194 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,638 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beauce's national animal is the bear.

Beauce is ranked 146,120^th in the world and 4^th in Quebec for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 562.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.