The Republic of Beneleuz is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.987 billion Beneleuzians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beneleuz city. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beneleuzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,199 trillion Beneleuzian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,524 Beneleuzian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and everything stops come summertime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beneleuz's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beneleuz is ranked 12,883^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Dominion of Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 111,799 Standard Monetary Units.