The Teachers of Black Rhino is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.327 billion Black Rhinoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mmwonk. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Black Rhinoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,434 trillion proofs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,768 proofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is totally unknown. Black Rhino's national animal is the food, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Black Rhino is ranked 285,608^th in the world and 13^th in The Featured Region Followers for Most Primitive, scoring -446.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.