The State of Blakeney Landing is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.767 billion Blakeney Landingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Blakeney Landingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,647 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,929 per year while the poor average 3,366, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Blakeney Landing has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blakeney Landing's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Blakeney Landing is ranked 263,586^th in the world and 5^th in The Six Counties of Ulster for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.14 law-abiding acts per hour.