The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.676 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,563 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,460 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is Atheism.

Lkandria is ranked 11,113^th in the world and 26^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,643.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.