The Kingdom of BONOISE is a small, pleasant nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32 million BONOISEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong BONOISEian economy, worth 1.90 trillion Bones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,260 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. BONOISE's national animal is the goats.

BONOISE is ranked 129,018^th in the world and 2^nd in annaba for Most Developed, scoring 57.56 on the Human Development Index.