The Pseudo🖤Anarchy of Brandishlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Dylan Sweetpea Bob with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.16 billion Brandishlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brandishville. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brandishlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Brandishbucks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,633 Brandishbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and choking on Brandishbucks is a leading cause of death for wild animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandishlandia's national animal is the Brandishland Stag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Brandish 👁.

Brandishlandia is ranked 10,707^th in the world and 27^th in The Regected Realns for Most Corrupt Governments, with 149.38 kickbacks per hour.