Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Wyndia
Population | 27.492 billion |
Capital | Endor |
Leader | Shane Burney |
Currency | Jenson Button |
Animal | Jedi |
The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.492 billion Younglins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 4,408 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,351 Jenson Buttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and Shane Burney's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
BrawnGP is ranked 93,257th in the world and 5th in Wyndia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,573.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, Shane Burney's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, the children of BrawnGP are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Shane Burney's most personal functions.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.