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The JEDI of BrawnGP

“God save the Jedi” Shane Burney

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Wyndia

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BrawnGP

Population27.492 billion

CapitalEndor
LeaderShane Burney

CurrencyJenson Button
AnimalJedi

The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.492 billion Younglins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 4,408 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,351 Jenson Buttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and Shane Burney's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BrawnGP is ranked 93,257th in the world and 5th in Wyndia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,573.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Best Weather: 2,446thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,973rdHighest Economic Output: 4,143rdMost Armed: 4,426thHealthiest Citizens: 4,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,378thLargest Populations: 5,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,886thMost Efficient Economies: 6,130thMost Patriotic: 6,157thMost Influential: 6,800thMost Devout: 6,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,694thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,996thLargest Governments: 9,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,247thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,390thSmartest Citizens: 10,892ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,128thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,994thHighest Food Quality: 13,959thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,233rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,321stHighest Average Incomes: 19,077thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,215thMost Developed: 25,272ndMost Cultured: 25,635th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, Shane Burney's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, the children of BrawnGP are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Shane Burney's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.

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