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The Rogue Nation of Brealoville

“Let them come, for we are able.” Lord Commander Brealaran

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Versutian Federation

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Brealoville

Population20.715 billion

CapitalBrealingrad
LeaderLord Commander Brealaran
FaithThe Imperial Creed

CurrencyBreal
AnimalSlugga Boy

The Rogue Nation of Brealoville is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Commander Brealaran with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.715 billion Brealovilleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brealingrad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Brealovillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Breals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,130 Breals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brealoville's national animal is the Slugga Boy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Creed.

Brealoville is ranked 289,894th in the world and 9th in The Versutian Federation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,629.37 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,776thLargest Governments: 10,004thLowest Crime Rates: 10,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,936thMost Armed: 12,990thMost Cultured: 13,766thSmartest Citizens: 14,136thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 15,525thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,234thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,438thHighest Economic Output: 21,172ndBest Weather: 24,976thHighest Food Quality: 26,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,703rdMost Patriotic: 28,550th
Top
10%
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Brealoville's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Brealoville was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Alexcandira, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Brealoville was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Alexcandira, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Brealoville was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Alexcandira, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Brealoville was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Alexcandira, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Brealoville was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Alexcandira, killing 1 million zombies.

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