The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur King of the Brexans with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.641 billion Brexfivians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kathy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas5ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,444 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 475,945 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, Arthur King of the Brexans's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and Arthur King of the Brexans's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas5's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas5 is ranked 294,366^th in the world and 10^th in The Remote Highlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.5 law-abiding acts per hour.