The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur King of the Brexans with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.232 billion Brexfivians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kathy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas5ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,451 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 490,469 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, it's said that Arthur King of the Brexans can turn every pleasure into a chore, trespassers entering Arthur King of the Brexans's office are immediately vaporized, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas5's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas5 is ranked 71,003^rd in the world and 11^th in The Remote Highlands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,732.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.