The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur King of the Brexans with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.774 billion Brexfivians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kathy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas5ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,547 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 478,477 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, Arthur King of the Brexans has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and Moose is one of the most popular forenames in Brexas5. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas5's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas5 is ranked 15,827^th in the world and 6^th in The Remote Highlands for Most Patriotic, with 52.83 flags saluted per person per day.