The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.161 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,255 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 514,955 Silver Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,241,900 per year while the poor average 74,866, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 30,437^th in the world and 12^th in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.56 law-abiding acts per hour.