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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles

“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: World of Beetles

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Brown beetles

Population7.566 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderRinga Beetles
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Yggdrasil Leaf
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.566 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brownian economy, worth a remarkable 2,007 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 265,324 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Brown beetles is ranked 347th in the world and 19th in World of Beetles for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,973.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 201stLargest Welfare Programs: 220thSafest: 266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 273rdNicest Citizens: 280thLeast Corrupt Governments: 326thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 347thMost Pacifist: 368thMost Inclusive: 411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 540thHighest Food Quality: 551stMost Rebellious Youth: 551stMost Developed: 618thMost Income Equality: 659thLongest Average Lifespans: 659thHealthiest Citizens: 697thBest Weather: 706thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 840thLargest Governments: 848thLowest Crime Rates: 877thMost Cultured: 906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 909thMost Beautiful Environments: 959thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,697thSmartest Citizens: 1,742ndMost Secular: 1,759thMost Efficient Economies: 2,251stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,495thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,240thHighest Average Incomes: 4,460thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,014thHighest Economic Output: 12,576thTop
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Most Influential: 20,695th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ringa Beetles's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, Yggdrasil spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Golden Yggdrasil Leaf mansions.

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