The Akrongxanh of Bullkids is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by trẻ trâu hai mái with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.533 billion Bullkidsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acquyfreefire. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bullkidsian economy, worth 79.7 trillion freewaters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,964 freewaters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullkids's national animal is the trẻ trâu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bullkids is ranked 148,684^th in the world and 4^th in The Region of Warsaw for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 592.09 on the Gilded Widget Scale.