The Something of Calption is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Some One with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.772 billion People have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Place. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Person economy, worth a remarkable 2,550 trillion Zimbabwe Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,146 Zimbabwe Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calption's national animal is the Organism, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Some thing.

Calption is ranked 116,473^rd in the world and 4,352^nd in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,224.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.