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The Holy Empire of Byzant

“In hoc signo vinces”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Byzant

Population41.812 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderJustinian and Theodora
FaithOrthodoxy

Currencybezant
Animaleagle

The Holy Empire of Byzant is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Justinian and Theodora with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.812 billion Byzantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantian economy, worth a remarkable 8,725 trillion bezants a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,683 bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Byzantian roads, private law firms are unheard of, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Byzant's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Byzant is ranked 286,796th in the world and 6,738th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 15thMost Devout: 113thMost Primitive: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 241stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 415thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 533rdFattest Citizens: 653rdMost Pacifist: 816thMost Cultured: 899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 933rdMost Stationary: 951stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,016thLargest Populations: 1,055thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,091stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,147thHighest Economic Output: 1,174thNicest Citizens: 1,221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,685thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,598thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 6,261stMost Influential: 6,768thMost Patriotic: 6,986thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,190thLargest Governments: 9,171stHighest Average Incomes: 9,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,372ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,389thMost Conservative: 22,000thMost Authoritarian: 22,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,165th
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Governments: 232nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 240th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 305th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Conservative: 626th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 652nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 664th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Byzantian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, many friends and relatives of Justinian and Theodora have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, bris parties are all the rage.

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