The Commonwealth of Caerulean Archipelago is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Commonwealth Commission with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.824 billion Cæruleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takepau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The strong Cærulean Archipelagic economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion scudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,197 scudoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,461 per year while the poor average 3,718, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Takepau, Archipelagic Apostolic Christianity has been named as Caerulean Archipelago's national religion, and the Commonwealth Commission has just been declared ruler of Caerulean Archipelago in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caerulean Archipelago's national animal is the blue whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Archipelagic Apostolic Christianity.

Caerulean Archipelago is ranked 284,003^rd in the world and 16^th in Ocean for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,718.1 Standard Monetary Units.