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The Republic of Cakyoqu

“Fixed on perfection”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: One big Island

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Cakyoqu

Population13.588 billion

CapitalHonyosan
LeaderNakayama
FaithXuzang

CurrencyYen
AnimalAkita

The Republic of Cakyoqu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nakayama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.588 billion Cakyoquans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honyosan. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cakyoquan economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,719 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Cakyoquan grocery store, funding for education has been redirected into the military, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cakyoqu's national animal is the Akita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Xuzang.

Cakyoqu is ranked 91,196th in the world and 18th in One big Island for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,374.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,954thFattest Citizens: 13,612thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,232ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,290thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 16,318thHighest Economic Output: 19,892ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,619thMost Conservative: 23,333rdLargest Black Market: 23,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,454th
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Cakyoqu's influence in One big Island rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Cakyoquan grocery store.
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, the internal market is thriving.

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