The State of Calvertes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.262 billion Calvertesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The powerhouse Calvertesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,315 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,082 per year while the poor average 2,703, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, eagles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, Calvertes has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Calvertes in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calvertes's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Calvertes is ranked 290,034^th in the world and 9^th in United Arab Emirates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.27 law-abiding acts per hour.