The State of Campinas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.201 billion Campinasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The very strong Campinasian economy, worth 757 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 31,293 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, Campinas has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Campinas in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Campinas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Campinas is ranked 100,189^th in the world and 4^th in Seychelles for Most Beautiful Environments, with 565.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.