The Kingdom of Card 55 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.923 billion Card 55ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Card 55ian economy, worth 313 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 31,556 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,383 per year while the poor average 1,978, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Card 55's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card 55 is ranked 210,480^th in the world and 2,205^th in Chicken overlords for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.