The Armed Republic of Cardmania90056 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.002 billion Cardmania90056ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90056ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,386 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 216,892 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, every week is blindness awareness week, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania90056's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90056 is ranked 54,167^th in the world and 148^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.07 law-abiding acts per hour.