Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Chimore
Population | 3.139 billion |
Currency | K'ih |
Animal | Leo |
The Kingdom of Carnaroli Chimore is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.139 billion Carnaroli Chimoreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Carnaroli Chimorean economy, worth 393 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,364 K'ihs, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.
The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carnaroli Chimore's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Carnaroli Chimore is ranked 254,216th in the world and 117th in Chimore for Most Secular, with 13.02 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Carnaroli Chimore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Carnaroli Chimorean emissions at all.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, the official Carnaroli Chimorean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.