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The Kingdom of Carnaroli Chimore

“Ave Merciam”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Suspicious

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Carnaroli Chimore

Population1.899 billion

CurrencyK'ih
AnimalLeo

The Kingdom of Carnaroli Chimore is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 1.899 billion Carnaroli Chimoreans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Carnaroli Chimorean economy, worth 218 trillion K'ihs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 115,242 K'ihs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carnaroli Chimore's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carnaroli Chimore is ranked 88,684th in the world and 1,139th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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5%
Most Armed: 6,339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,584thTop
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Most Conservative: 16,920thHealthiest Citizens: 24,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,991stMost Patriotic: 25,361stBest Weather: 28,853rd
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1%
Most Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 277th in the regionLargest Governments: 397th in the regionBest Weather: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 443rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 499th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionMost Patriotic: 627th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 659th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 704th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 710th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 762nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 770th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
  • : Carnaroli Chimore was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Carnaroli Chimore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.

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