Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Suspicious
Population | 1.899 billion |
Currency | K'ih |
Animal | Leo |
The Kingdom of Carnaroli Chimore is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 1.899 billion Carnaroli Chimoreans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Carnaroli Chimorean economy, worth 218 trillion K'ihs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 115,242 K'ihs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carnaroli Chimore's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Carnaroli Chimore is ranked 88,684th in the world and 1,139th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
- : Carnaroli Chimore was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Carnaroli Chimore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in Carnaroli Chimore, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.