The Cool Cats Velvet Knights of Catillac Cats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Cleo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 23.425 billion Catillac Catsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catillac Cats City. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Catillac Catsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion cat nips a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,563 cat nips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catillac Cats's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9 Lives.

Catillac Cats is ranked 21,256^th in the world and 1,310^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 113.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.