The State of Cecil McCrea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.793 billion Cecil McCreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Cecil McCrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,050 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,291 per year while the poor average 2,420, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Cecil McCrea has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cecil McCrea's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cecil McCrea is ranked 287,783^rd in the world and 6^th in Santiago for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.55 law-abiding acts per hour.