The Imperium of Husseberg is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Reinhold II with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.395 billion Hussans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blumenland. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hussebergian economy, worth 549 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,892 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and the atmosphere in Hussebergian boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Husseberg's national animal is the Ferrets, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Husseberg is ranked 10,465^th in the world and 156^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,093.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.