The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.691 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion Zaids a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,239 Zaids, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, a rusted hulk in Maham harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The East Pacific, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Empire of Dabiristan, and Ayatollah Khomeini is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 3,175^th in the world and 82^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 138.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.