The State of Chelsey Grey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.741 billion Chelsey Greyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The thriving Chelsey Greyian economy, worth 744 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 26,819 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 77,673 per year while the poor average 7,338, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all tariffs have been abolished, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Chelsey Grey has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Chelsey Grey's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chelsey Grey is ranked 129,452^nd in the world and 13^th in London for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.