The Most Holy Knight Order State of Chicks is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cikarfelid with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.911 billion Chicks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Camp. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The all-consuming Chicken economy, worth 335 trillion Chick coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,758 Chick coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cikarfelid is famed for giving great back rubs, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, people are turning themselves into worm food, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chicks's national animal is the mealworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermeticism.

Chicks is ranked 49,181^st in the world and 2,142^nd in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 77.55 on the Human Development Index.