The Republic of Chipechia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juan Carlos Suárez with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 11.709 billion Chipechians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chipechian economy, worth a remarkable 3,267 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,074 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipechia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chipechia is ranked 36,034^th in the world and 3^rd in Democratic Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 48.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.