The Borderlands of Chris Bohjalian is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-working, devout population of 12.055 billion Chris Bohjalianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The Chris Bohjalianian economy, worth 646 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,625 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Chris Bohjalianian, and Chris Bohjalianians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chris Bohjalian's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chris Bohjalian is ranked 83,705^th in the world and 11^th in The Gallery for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.