The State of Chris Nonis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.891 billion Chris Nonisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Chris Nonisian economy, worth 849 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,443 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,450 per year while the poor average 3,350, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, deer are considered a delicacy, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and Chris Nonis has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chris Nonis's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chris Nonis is ranked 287,989^th in the world and 7^th in Commonwealth States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.24 law-abiding acts per hour.