The Empire of Ciruita is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by C1rus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.809 billion Ciruitas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gloder Minchen. The average income tax rate is 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciruita economy, worth 436 trillion Ilitruses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,234 Ilitruses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Ciruita officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciruita's national animal is the Riptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ciruita is ranked 27,784^th in the world and 6^th in OmniOne for Safest, scoring 110.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.