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The Green Republic of Clovena

“To Our Land, We Are Ever Loyal” General Secretary Kizie Colins

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Union of Democrats

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Clovena

Population11.12 billion

CapitalDol Amroth
LeaderGeneral Secretary Kizie Colins
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyDollop
AnimalGoat

The Green Republic of Clovena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Kizie Colins with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.12 billion Clovenans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dol Amroth. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Clovenan economy, worth 838 trillion Dollops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,389 Dollops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clovena's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Clovena is ranked 26,517th in the world and 3rd in Union of Democrats for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,869thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,530thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,932ndMost Pacifist: 11,128thNicest Citizens: 12,262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,809thBest Weather: 14,928thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 15,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,359thSafest: 16,471stMost Influential: 17,733rdHighest Food Quality: 18,194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,954thHealthiest Citizens: 22,773rdMost Cultured: 26,517thLowest Crime Rates: 29,071stMost Secular: 30,051stSmartest Citizens: 30,142ndMost Stationary: 30,301st
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10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clovena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Clovena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Clovena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Clovena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Clovena's influence in Union of Democrats rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Clovena, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovena, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovena, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Clovena lodged a message on the Union of Democrats Regional Message Board.
  • : Clovena lodged a message on the Union of Democrats Regional Message Board.

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