The Fiefdom of Cofefe is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.338 billion Cofefeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Covfefe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Cofefean economy, worth 566 trillion Road Apples a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,154 Road Apples, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Covfefe Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, Bed Bugs are considered a delicacy, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Cofefe's national animal is the Bed Bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cofefe is ranked 100,692^nd in the world and 25^th in The Embassy 1 for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.