The Australian Monarchist Empire of Conservativealia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Robert John Bismarck-Kelly I with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.122 billion Conservativealians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menziesville. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conservativealian economy, worth 773 trillion Imperial Bismarcks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,769 Imperial Bismarcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Conservativealian schoolchildren, nudity is frowned upon, the people of Conservativealia are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservativealia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Conservativealia is ranked 16,941^st in the world and 3^rd in The Great Monarchical Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,143.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.