The Hellish Entity of QuazaFire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Remoni with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.582 billion Quazars are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quaza Nova. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quazar economy, worth a remarkable 3,598 trillion Qoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,002 Qoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. QuazaFire's national animal is the Draken Slither, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quazi Cozy Cult.

QuazaFire is ranked 2,279^th in the world and 18^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 14,526.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.