The Count of CountBleck is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Count Bleck with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.843 billion CountBleckians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Bleck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The strong CountBleckian economy, worth 100 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,592 coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,582 per year while the poor average 4,338, a ratio of 73.9 to 1.

Respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in CountBleck, children spout "BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!" involuntarily throughout the day, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CountBleck's national animal is the butterfly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Blumierite Violetism.

CountBleck is ranked 12,488^th in the world and 7^th in Castle Bleck for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,137.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.