The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 29.051 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,675 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,772 Warts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 23,453^rd in the world and 588^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 255.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.